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Opening Jars

The quintessential mundane household task. A few tips:

  • Are you sure it won't explode? Most things in jars don't, but are you absolutely sure? Might want to stand over the sink.
  • Are you sure it's a twist? Most jars are, but there's exceptions. Pulls can still be easier to pull while twisting though.
  • Wrap a towel around the lid or sides for more grip. In a pinch, the bottom of your shirt works too.
  • If the jar is flexible, squashing it into a slight oval (even without twisting the lid) can help dislodge the sides.
  • Pushing down while turning often makes it easier to keep your grip.
  • If it's truly dire and you have enough flexibility, try sitting down and holding the jar between your feet, not just a hand. Preferably with something inbetween for hygiene. Your legs are almost certainly better than your grip strength.
  • Hot water can help with particularly cold items, but be careful you don't start cooking it by accident.
  • If there's something stuck in the twist, try alternating running warm water under the rim and poking it with a butter knife.
  • The first time is the worst time, unless you overtighten. Don't overtighten. If there's resistance, you're probably good. If you're worried about leaks, tilt it sideways as a test instead of arbitrarily tightening.

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Nightly Notes

Listicles always got on my nerves primarily because the numbering is arbitrary. Ordered and numbered are not the same thing.

I use bulleted lists here because they're a fast way to organize thoughts. I doubt anyone will get much out of any individual bullet, but I expect for any given person there's probably one or two things which will be a mild improvement.

Also, it's easy to write and I'm tired today. Who said you can't have both?

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